This is not my usual style of writing for this blog. The Red Wings are my favorite hockey team and some co-workers were saying that they weren’t going to sweep the Avalanche. Since they had nothing to lose (their teams didn’t make the playoffs) I wrote and emailed this little press release celebrating the Wings win. Enjoy!

Press Release

Denver, Colorado

Colorado Avalanche to join the Buffalo-Edmonton Golf Tour.

After being swept from the playoffs by the Detroit Red Wings last night, the Avalanche announced plans to join the Buffalo-Edmonton Golf Tour. Although Edmonton and Buffalo have been playing golf for weeks, its expected the Colorado franchise will have no problem catching up.

“We’re looking to duplicate the success Buffalo has had on the golf tour in recent years”, an unnamed Avalanche team member said.

“Without a goalie, it should be an easy task to put the ball in the hole,” another player added.

When asked to comment on the golf tour Mike Babcock declined saying,” None of our players have had much experience in playing on that tour as it starts much before our season is usually over. Our focus continues to be winning our tenth Stanley Cup.”

The Chicago Blackhawk franchise is the perennial favorite to capture Lord Stanley’s Other Cup trophy.